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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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  • Question: T! 5 FAVORITE SONGS THAT START WITH T! - call-me-coll
  • Answer:

    1. Teardrops on My Guitar—Taylor Swift

    2.Tattoo—Jordin Sparks

    3.Tell Her—Jesse McCartney

    4.Thunder—Boys Like Girls

    5.Til I Forget About You—Big Time Rush

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rydelly-belly:

posters from the new popstar magazine

picture cred to ryddellr5 on instagram

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"Dear future child
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings
As my mother was to mine."

- Your mental health is my priority. (via pizzadelivery)

😭😭👏👏👏

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betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

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thefaketeam:

let’s do a spinoff

"haleb x spoby roadtrip"

it’ll get double the ratings Ravenswood got

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carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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